過火

夏日炎炎，馬來西亞的天氣可以把你擁抱得分外熱情。最麻煩的小毛病往往很容易就在這時遇上--發燒啦，喉嚨發炎啦。。。。。。

Lawrence 病了，楚楚可憐地躺在床上，喉嚨痛得聲音沙啞。被醫生看了，藥也吃了，還是沒什麽起色。看著他，我心也疼了，決定來個DIY藥方，粗鹽加自來水！沖調了一大杯，鹽的分量多得不能完全溶解在水里 （可知它會是多—咸！）他試了一口，嚷著說：好咸哩！我說：乖吧，對你好的，不咸，不咸，喝吧。他喝了半杯，又嚷著說：哇！下面的更咸！我看到好多鹽在沉澱！我說：一定要喝完！他跑不掉，乖乖就緒地喝完了。最後還是再投訴：咸死人了！

我接過空杯子，不理他說什麽。就在我轉身要到廚房去洗杯子的當兒, 他忽然從床上跳起來，朝著廁所奔去。我在後面一直追，一直問他：怎麽啦？怎麽啦？他來不及回答就把門”砰”一聲給關了。

看來，我好像闖禍了。。。。。。好不容易等到他出來，不出所料，他瀉肚子了。我急得一直說對不起。

這故事是剛才在打掃房間，Lawrence送來一串葡萄的時候想起的。我說不吃了，房間滿是灰塵，恨不得即刻把他打發出去。他即刻抓緊機會，把一粒葡萄推進我口里。我口里喊着：不要了，好酸！他又趁機推了另一粒葡萄進我的口。就這樣，他反復地把大約五六粒葡萄塞進了我的口。我大嚷：不要了！好酸！吞不下了！他說：吃吧，對身體有益的！

我們這些”愛妻心切/愛夫心切”的行爲，有時未免會令對方吃不消。

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