錯怪了你，我們最敬愛的爸爸

爸爸，你有注意到嗎？我們三姐妹都是有點哨牙的，而且兩邊還長了像日本女孩有的虎牙。 每一次問媽媽：爲什麽我們會有哨牙呢？像你還是像爸爸呢？媽媽永遠的答案是：當然是像你爸爸呀！就是像他所以才出了你們三個醜八怪！

哼！每一次都被噴得滿臉屁。最不服氣的就是大妹啦，因爲她的哨牙比我和小妹的來得嚴重。她誓要找出誰是罪魁禍首。每一次她對你咆哮：爸爸，是你賜給我們這哨牙的。你永遠的回答是：也許是吧！對不起啦，我的女兒。哨牙也很可愛呀！

漸漸地，和我們同父異母的弟妹長大了，乳牙掉落了，長出來的，是很整齊的牙齒，和我們三姐妹的完全不同。我們三個，也在同時，長得亭亭玉立。拜訪好一段日子沒見的親戚朋友，他們都不約而同地說：喲!越大越像你們的母親喲！也在同時，發現媽媽那兩排整齊的牙齒，是牙科醫生植牙技術的傑作。我們被騙了，看來媽媽就是我們接下來要轟炸的目標。

對不起，親愛的爸爸，錯怪了你。令我們内疚的，是你那永遠的沉默，是你那永遠的妥協。錯怪了你，你也不加以解釋，更不刻意狡辯。如果可以，爸爸請你發脾氣，好讓我們知道，你在想什麽，好嗎？

敬愛你的三個女兒上

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