鏡子

我和Lawrence 喜歡在家裏的牆上掛幾幅畫作裝飾。 尤其是我們的睡房，掛了幾幅面積很大的畫，其中一幅更是有五尺那麽寬！ 所以，我們總是喜歡把這些畫掛得高高的，擡頭一望，覺得我們的房間像畫廊！
前幾天添了一面鏡子，我倆攜手將它安裝。 Lawrence 捧著鏡子站在牆邊，我就站遠一些指示他移位：靠左一點，再靠左一點點，啊，太多了，靠右一點點，高一點，再高一點點。。。。。。
說到這裡，Lawrence 停了手，轉個身子問我：小姐，你忘了這是一面鏡子啊？我掛得這麽高，你又那麽矮，怎麽照？
哎呀！我真的忘了掛的是一面鏡子呀！他也太過份了吧？說我矮小！但再想想，丈夫對我的坦白，是件好事啊，立刻就原諒了他。

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